what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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