women's rights.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

I've got a dig bick

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

hiya

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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