Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Womens rights

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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