Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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haha

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Illumati Confirmed

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