Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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