- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Laugh

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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