- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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