A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Choir.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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A man sat on a chair

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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