So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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its all aodhan

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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