- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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