what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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jibby jobby

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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