- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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