- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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