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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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