for keeps?

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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I'm HIV positive.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Nuneaton..

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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