- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why was the gay guy sad?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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