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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

You will not press the like button.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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