- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

good one jess !!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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