Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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you are a åsshole :)

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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