Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Laugh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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