- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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