Cows are land manatees.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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whats one plus one penis

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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