- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Autism speaks but not really

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

You're tall.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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