- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Bob Saget

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

i have a christmas tree.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

the love boat

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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