- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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