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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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