Harry Chappell raped someone

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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