- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

This one time at band camp music was played.

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