- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

The Holocaust

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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woman's rights

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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