- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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