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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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