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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

why was the boy sad? because.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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