- Anti Joke

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

If you were a cactus, why?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.