Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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