- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Obama

its snowing on mount fuji

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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