- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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