A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Poop...

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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