Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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im at school

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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womens rights

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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kevin kim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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