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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

I'm 4 and what is this?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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