Knock knock Come in

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Your future.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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sharks

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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