What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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