- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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