- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm hungry.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

just in time?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What does two plus two equal? 4

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

a person who will soon die of beeties

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

British Dentistry

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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