what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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