- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's circular and round A circle

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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