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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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