What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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