- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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