Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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