- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

what do u call a apple a apple

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

fava beans

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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