Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Jayden Eccles

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Replacement Referees

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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test

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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