Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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#Hanging Degus

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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cancer

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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