Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Women Sports.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Church.

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all jokes aside...

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Womens Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Your all fags

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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