What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Jokes Ki Duniya

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Paper shield.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

-knock knock! -doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...