How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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