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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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