- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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