- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Knock, Knock. Come in!

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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