Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

America

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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