There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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