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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My kids are mistakes.

Safe sex MR

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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