- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

The WNBA

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??