What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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