- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

children burning

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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