- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Whats white? A fridge

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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