How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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He walked in a bar

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Mullets

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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