- Anti Joke

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

your skull would make a nice pen holder