- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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