One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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