- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

... i forgot the joke :p

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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