- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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